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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Lost in 24 and Mutants

Well, the TV season has now ended, another year wasted in front of the boob tube (mmm...boobs).

24: Jack Bauer has once again saved the day and killed a lot of people. The President has gone down. He's on a slow ship to China.

Lost: Holy Crap, where should Doom begin? Desmond, Eko and Locke could be dead, and nobody has investigated the frickin' Hatch?! Michael and his son are gone, and Jack, Sawyer and Kate have been taken captive by the Others. And it turns out that Henry is in charge!!

X-Men 3: Not as good as the first 2, but okay. Many deaths (yes, long has Doom prayed for the deaths of these meddlesome mutants) and cures. Kitty Pryde looking good this time around, Rogue not too shabby either. Miss Toad and Sabretooth, but Pyro is fairly cool....

Until next time, peons!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Superman, Supernatural, Government and Forensics

Doom has been watching way too much TV. Season finales, to be exact. To recap some of Doom's favor-ites:

CSI: Brass got shot, Grissom's banging Sarah. Yah!

Supernatural: One more bullet for the Colt, Dean's really nice car is crunched by a possessed tractor trailer driver (with family inside), and Mr. Mean Demon is pissing Doom off.

NCIS: Ship blew up due to politicians (gr...Doom hates those guys. That's probably why Doom is the only politician in Latveria), Gibbs quit. Will probably be back.

West Wing: No more Bartlett administration, all hail Santos administration. Doom can now take over this world......

Smallville: Let's see here. Clark trapped in Phantom Zone, Chloe being beaten up, plane about to go down, Lana's insane. And oh yeah---Lex is Zod.

Jordan's on the run, Robin Hood's girl is pregnant, and Lost and 24 finales are soon, Doom will expound more......Boo yah bee-yotches.

Saw The Sentinel. Pretty good, it's no In the Line of Fire. It did have Jack Bauer running around, though. X3 is next.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

FOOLS!

How could one not enjoy the cinematic masterpiece that is "The Shawshank Redemption?"

Fool.

Hells yeah.