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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum

Pirates are drinking and having fun. The Seven Seas is where they're from. Scurvy, beee-yotch. The world's only Pirate-core band. Recognize. Yarr!

And, since Doom has kept everybody waiting long enough, Doom's Top 10 Movie List. In no particular order. Doom is ordered with conventions by no man. Sucka.

  1. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
  2. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  3. The Shawshank Redemption
  4. Braveheart
  5. Aliens
  6. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
  7. The Fugitive/In the Line of Fire
  8. The Matrix
  9. Raiders of the Lost Ark/The Last Crusade
  10. Jurassic Park (the original)

Some runner-ups included The Manchurian Candidate, X-Mens 1 and 2, and The 13th Warrior.

Finally, it has been said that a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. You know what this means, don't you?

Monkeys Plagarize.

So says Doom. And Pearls Before Swine.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doom, what no "Spider-Man"?I know he is a friend of Reed's,but his movies kick ass

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Verity Kindle said...

The Shawshank Redemption?! No, seriously. Why in the name of Buddha and all his wacky nephews do people love that movie so much? I love me some Morgan Freeman as much as the next person, but that movie was not that great. It was a standard prison movie- sadistic guards, hero wrongfully imprisoned, Mystical Black Man to explain it all, redeemed sinners, etc. Explain it to me, somebody.

9:21 AM  

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