Location: Castle Doom, Latveria

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Wookin Pa Nub

Greetings, bee-yotches! Word to your moms, Doom came to drop bombs.

Doom has been busy these last several weeks, looking up useless information on this...World Wide Web.

Weirdest Clothing Doom has always wanted Pillow Fighter Pants.

Not Quite Human. More brilliantness from the Boy Who Could Fly. And Doom also thinks there was some kid with a super-soaker full of piss.....but that may be a flashback.

Chuck Norris Facts. Amazing. Simply Amazing.

This was being read on LOST last week: The Bad Twin. Gary Troup is an anagram for Purgatory....the plot thickens, but DOOM already knows how it will all end. Fools.

The Doom's Blog is gaining popularity, judging by the Google hits. Spread the word of DOOM, peasants!

Whew. Doom is exhausted. It ain't easy being a genius. Richards is a wuss.


Anonymous Verity Kindle said...

Pantalaine- What the? Are they clothes for conjoined twins? I think maybe the Doom has been played- that website is a joke.
Right? I hope?...

9:21 PM  
Blogger james said...

I saw a group of kids carrying Chuck Norris flags around Portland Friday (his birthday). That's pretty freaky.

9:03 AM  

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