The Blog Of Doom

Location: Castle Doom, Latveria

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Out Out Damn Spam!

Blogspire dares to spam DOOM? Doom didn't want your damn spam, in a can, down with the program Yosemite Sam. Come Halloween you know Doom comes strapped I hit a sucker---kepap!

Sorry, Beastie Boys moment.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

A Man Called Buccho

Well, Doom decided to check out a couple of movies.

Zorro: Great flick despite the urge to pee after consuming a bottle of Mountain Dew. Doom had to go so bad Doom could friggin taste it. But that's neither hither nor tither....
A little more far fetched than the first one, but excellent swordplay. This 19th Centrury Mexican Batman sure meddles.

King Arthur: Fairly boring. Some cool actions scenes but seemed relatively pointless. It did star the guy who played Richards in the new Fantastic Four movie, but he got killed so Doom felt good.

Out like a fat kid at dodgeball.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Great Friggin Pumpkin

Doom has been busy. This Monday was Hallo-ween, and Doom had to protect Latveria's shores from the likes of The Great Pumpkin. Doom costume one and two look bad, but it's the thought that counts.....Doom will have someone annhilate them later. No naughty nurses came by Castle Doom, however.

Accursed Daylight Savings Time!!! Doom has no cattle! Doom has no crops to bring in!!! Why Daylight Savings Time? This has Richards written all over it. And IT can only end in fire.

Bought Star Wars Episode 3, Batman Begins, the series Lost and Firefly. Doom is hooked. Thank God Doom has a latrine built into the armor.

Pretend Doom didn't say that.....