The Blog Of Doom

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Monday, August 29, 2005

Video Killed the Radio Star

Ah, MTV. Doom wants to thank you for not paying homage to so many rappers this time. They, with their bling and dubs. Doom wears million-dollar armor, bee-yotch! Beat that, Kanye, 50 and...Richards.

Kelly Clarkson. Doom is oddly embarassed by your faux-rock bubblegummy pop confection. Doom seems to enjoy but sickened by such tunes like "Since U Been Gone." And it's not just cuz you're hot in the punk-rock prom queen thing you've got going on. Green Day continues to surprise and amaze Doom with pure rock. More on them another day.

Doom: The Movie. With the Rock.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Dance Monkey

Doom is recently back from vacation. So, you eagerly awaiting, drooling sycophants....Doom has returned to bring you more musings of a genius.


Doom saw several movies during the hiatus:

Coyote Ugly: Hey, it was on TNT or something. Not much to report, but hot chicks dancing. Also a lot of thong shots. No apparent reason. Just there.

The Rundown: The Rock kills in this movie. He is the next Governator--action packed. Funny and believable in this flick. Christopher Walken as a bad guy too. (Doom have a disease, and the only cure is more cowbell). Stiffler's also in it.

The Last Samurai: Friggin' epic. Swords, martial arts. You can't go wrong. Tom Cruise is in it, but he isn't jumping on the couch crazy.

Man on Fire: With Denzel Washington as an alcoholic killing machine. Cute kid. Depressing as all hell at the end. Also has Christopher Walken.

Sin City: Bought this sucker on DVD. Just as good as in the theater. Behind the scenes sucked though. It was like 10 minutes of crap we've already heard. The book provided more info.

Oh, and horse souls taste good.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Random Acts

Just some random stuff found whilst online. Doom is always on the lookout for the next "shoot the gopher" banner game or a substitute for the Cheesy Gordita. Or porn.

Elvis Trooper-- Uhmm....okay.

Jr. Woodchuck-- Intelligent ramblings from a close friend of Doom. It's true. Maverick is crazy!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Spam Bam Thank you Ma'am

Dear Dr. Doom;

I am Mr. Dah Lo, credit officer of the National Bank of Pappaomowmow. I have a concealed business suggestion for you...I would like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to our deceased wealthy leader, General Woo, so that you will be able to receive his millions...All that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your full name, Social Security Number and Bank account number so that we can temporarily move the General's funds to your account...You will be given 20% of the funds once they are withdrawn.

Mr. Dah Lo

Fool!! Doom will take your ill-gotten wealth and plunder your country of Pappaomowmow and leave it penniless! Bank account number, eh? Well, Mr Dah Lo, say YOUR DOOM!!!