The Blog Of Doom

Location: Castle Doom, Latveria

Saturday, July 30, 2005

High Drama

So, Lance Armstrong has once again won The Tour De France. And he didn't even thank Doom for the bionic implants. You know, down there.... Or the bike. And now the rest of the world can go about not caring about The Tour De France.

The new Harry Potter is released. Doom had Voldemort for breakfast the other day. Potter, you're next!!! Doom will not brook any kind of magical ne'er do well!!! Besides, Doom is really good at Quidditch.

Speaking of Potter, Ricky Williams apparently smoked all the pot in Miami, so he's playing football again.

Doom has seen the New Laguna Beach cast. Doom is thinking of casting his own teen drama. Latveria Beach. Catchy, yes? Eat that Richards! It's kind of like Dawson's Creek but with murder. Stay tuned.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Thank you. So are you.

Ah...Doom has finally seen "The Fantastic Four." And it was pretty good.

More or less true to the comic. Standouts were The Human Torch, and of course, The Invisible Woman. Chris Evans, who played the Torch, nailed a wise ass, publicity seeking hothead perfectly. And Jessica Alba was in it too. Stan Lee was Willie Lumpkins. The Commish as the Thing wasn't half bad either. Richards. Oh Richards. Stealing the girl from Doom....

moving on.

DOOM, of course, was in the movie. Playing a successful billionaire who gets transformed in a cosmic accident to a metal skinned electricity throwing guy. He was pretty good, but who could play Doom, except of course, but Doom. Wide open for sequels.

Also saw "Bubba Ho-Tep" as well. Don't f@#$ with king baby!

Monday, July 04, 2005

Independence Day

Happy 4th of July!!!

4 more days until the opening of "Fantastic Four" and Doom did see a preview where Doom's future wife Jessica Alba makes her clothing invisible. That is just quality filmmaking. Oh, and the other special effects look really cool too.