The Blog Of Doom

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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Switched at Birth?

Greetings, Citizens of California. Once again, you have allowed yet another celebrity criminal to go free. O.J. Baretta. Wacko Jacko. If Doom is going to commit a crime against humanity, Doom will damn well do it in Los Angeles!!!!

Switched at Birth?

Michael Jackson and that chimp chick from "Planet of the Apes?"

Also, Doom saw the new "Batman" movie. Dark, awesome. Best Batman ever. Christian Bale is perfect as Batman. Bruce Wayne is simply another mask.
Doom has decided: if Doom is going to kill some parents, Doom will damn well kill the kid too. Doom doesn't want some Dark Avenger coming after Doom's life when Doom is old and complaining about Matlock and pills. Perhaps Doom will do all of this in California.
Doom is evil after all. Bah! Fools!

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Ox 45

Is Doom the only person in the world to ever have seen this movie? Doom knows that Chip has seen it.....

The Stoned Age

With immortal lines about Ox 45 malt liquor, getting some talls, cars with eyeballs and getting hit with a laser from a Blue Oyster Cult show, how could this not be a classic?

By the way, Chip---where is Doom's copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. A film so bad that George Lucas himself denies its existence??????? Props!!

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Revenge of the Sith

Greetings. Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith rocked! By far the best of the prequel movies and perhaps second place to Empire Strikes Back!
Everybody fought everybody else, General Grievous vs Obi-Wan, Anakin vs Obi-Wan, Mace vs Palpatine. Mace went out like a champ. Powerful emotions, great action. A couple of continuity inconsistencies, but still cool. Watched New Hope afterwards, and some things did add up. Executive Order 66 will probably be the name of somebody's band soon....

That is all. May the Dark Side of the Force be with you.