Doom has found a new guru. None can rival Doom, but Lil Jon
does come damn close. No, not Robin Hood's compatriot (steal from the rich, indeed. Try it again, Englishman!), but that Krunk-addled rapper.
Lil Jon's philosophy can be boiled down to the three words
that have become a mainstay in his vocabulary. It's better to hear it, but Doom will attempt.
Yeah!: shows a willingness to please and to be enthusiastic.
Okay!: to go along with the flow.
What?: always questioning.
So, Lil Jon, Doom raises his pimp cup to you. The Titan of Tomfoolery. The gold-toothed hellion of hip-hopdom. Doom would also like to raise the pimp cup to both Tiger Woods and the Boston Red Sox. Except for you, Pedro Martinez. Who crapped in your cornflakes?
Until then, peace out and word to your mother.