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Monday, April 11, 2005

The Philosophy of Lil Jon

Doom has found a new guru. None can rival Doom, but Lil Jon does come damn close. No, not Robin Hood's compatriot (steal from the rich, indeed. Try it again, Englishman!), but that Krunk-addled rapper.
Lil Jon's philosophy can be boiled down to the three words that have become a mainstay in his vocabulary. It's better to hear it, but Doom will attempt.

Yeah!: shows a willingness to please and to be enthusiastic.

Okay!: to go along with the flow.

What?: always questioning.

So, Lil Jon, Doom raises his pimp cup to you. The Titan of Tomfoolery. The gold-toothed hellion of hip-hopdom. Doom would also like to raise the pimp cup to both Tiger Woods and the Boston Red Sox. Except for you, Pedro Martinez. Who crapped in your cornflakes?
Until then, peace out and word to your mother.
bee-yotch.

4 Comments:

Blogger Batman said...

Ah, Doom is it?
I could tell by the big "D" on your belt. (I am the World's Greatest Dectective you know).
Any way I'm just swinging through your universe. Thought I'd say hi and check that you were keeping your nose clean.
You're no Ra's Al Ghul but you got a nice pimp bad guy vibe. Maybe try an open shirt instead of the cowl, just a suggestion.

'The' Batman

9:06 PM  
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1:25 AM  
Blogger Beast said...

Baron Von Doom,

Greetings from the X-Men. In the interest of international peace and harmony, I send you good tidings.

I look forward to gaining an insight into the mind of such a renowned and fascinating World Leader as yourself, and invite future correspondence.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Henry P. McCoy

1:28 AM  
Blogger intrinsik said...

Posts from Batman and from Beast? Well, Doom certainly has become popular! I feel so insignificant leaving my two cents now..

One word for you - Palabra.

If Wolverine happens to leave you a comment, be sure to give him my e-mail. He's pretty hot.. I'd date him. (Jean doesn't know what she's missing picking a sissy boy like Scott over a guy Logan. Pssh! I mean, Wolverine is Canadian after all..) -- Though, I wouldn't say no to a date with Batman either. (The black leather suit is sorta hot.) If either scenario can be worked out, be sure to let me know!

Wink, wink.

-- The Infamous _ _ _

10:12 AM  

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